Incredulous Exes Share the Worst Ways That They Have Been Dumped

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    Font - Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward what's the worst way you ever got dumped?
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    Font - Taran Killam @TaranKillam Replying to @shannonwoodward Standing behind them, about to surprise them, as they were asking their friends to do it for them.
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    Font - Aubrey Gordon (she/her/hers) @yrfatfriend An ex emailed me a numbered list of reasons we were breaking up and CCed our mutual friends. When I asked her why she did it that way, she said it would've been too much work to tell everyone individually.
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    Font - Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi around eleven years ago i texted my then-girlfriend elated that Roger Federer had won Wimbledon. she replied something like "i'm so glad you're happy. all i want is for you to be happy. and i think you'll be happier without me"
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    Font - HTP Lovecraft @HTTP Lovecraft My girlfriend was out with her friends and drunkenly picked up a guy and brought him over to her place to sleep with him. We lived together.
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    Font - both the killer and the final girl @kazrbrekkers Replying to @shannonwoodward getting ghosted after waiting through a 7-month submarine deployment in which we stayed in touch, when we were dating for ~5 weeks before the deployment started
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    Human body - Cheryl Moreau @CherylMoreau05 Replying to @shannonwoodward A poorly written poem
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    Font - Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest Replying to @shannonwoodward I totaled my car on my way home from a really bad day at work. My gf met me at the accident site. Then I got a call from my work firing me and my gf broke up with me right there on the side of the 101. That's gotta be the worst lol.
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    Font - TRUE LOVE Rob Hagans @Bspectacled Mofo Replying to @shannonwoodward Gf tells me she loves me. Not two weeks later we say goodnight. I say, "I love you," and it bounces off her. The next morning I get a call at 8am breaking up with me.
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    Font - tony @joeIsmillers Replying to @shannonwoodward middle school. middle of the courtyard. valentine's day. presents ready for him in hand. he comes up to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, said "it's over" & walked away. never told me why. ruined love for me forever.
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    Font - ehme @ehme Replying to @shannonwoodward Easter Sunday. BF asks me to come to the county jail to help bail his friend out. I bail friend out of jail. As we are waiting for him to be released BF says...oh. by the way, I met a real girlfriend!
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    Font - MAVERICK GAMERS.COM Editor / Maverick Gaymers @MaverickGamersX Replying to @shannonwoodward I had just turned 20, and a few days later, my mom had a heart attack. A week later, on Dec. 26th, we took her off life support. My gf decided she couldn't handle the sadness/grief I was experiencing and broke up with me at the hospital.
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    Font - Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa He brought his mistress on the trip that was planned as a couples trips with all our friends. I went to the top of the mountain to try to save our marriage but it didn't work.
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    Font - The Stay @ Home Fragrance Mama @JoyyUnSpeakable It was our anniversary. I was so excited because he was so sweet to remove all my belongings and replace them.. idk why but I put on the most beautiful dress and waited for him. He came home & told me it was over. His mistress said I was wearing her clothes & they had children
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    Facial expression - e Doctrix Snow is saving Hyrule @MistressSnowPhD high school gf pretended she had amnesia & didn't remember who I was

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